You know the lesson learned this week? That baring one’s soul isn’t sexy. That being open is a dead end. No one cares. Bottom line — it makes you human. And really, who wants to be dating a human? The less you know about someone, the more you can love them.
Look at God. No one [...]
stories for boys
Monthly Archives March 2009
. . .
. . .
Like farting in my sleep.
. . .
I walk into a bedroom, wandering around the party, after I leave the bathroom. The door is open.
On the bed are two girls. With a boy on each side, a symmetric pair, a palindrome.
Led Zeppelin is playing. “Dy’er Mak’er.”
The girls are making out. One of the girls is the same one that had been dancing [...]
. . .
I’m sitting here, typing. I’m out on my balcony and I’m thinking about how little parties and life and my feelings have changed. Since I started interacting on a somewhat social level with people. Certainly since I’ve started writing this book. It’s sad to me because this balcony has become the only place I can [...]
. . .
“So what else do you want us to do?”
One boy: “Take your shirts off.”
Another: “Eat each other out. Finger each other.”
The other girl: “Hey — I want to show you guys what Landon sent me.”
A third boy: “Lick each other’s nipples.”
Silence. The girls look at each other, unsure. Knowing what they think they should do [...]
. . .
It has been a rough year for me. I have been lonely a lot.
. . .
I’m outside, typing. The sun has set, though it’s dusk. It has gotten very cold out and every two or three sentences, I make a fist and breathe into it. I’m wearing a tee shirt and khakis with sandals and it’s way too cold for these clothes in this weather, for fall in Chicago.
. . .
“We are beautiful.”
. . .
The boys didn’t follow us. I saw Polly, knew she was responsible, told her she needed to find someone and head to the bedroom to make sure the other girl wasn’t being raped.
The next morning I asked her about it. She didn’t remember talking to me. Though she thought that at some point at the [...]
. . .
I always feel uncomfortable seeing tampons in a box in a girl’s bathroom. This happened a lot more in college, but happened at this party too. Right next to the damn Cosmo. I felt like I should avert my eyes. I still do. It seems so private, such a personal thing — I shouldn’t know [...]
